|citizen:||it's a bird!|
|citizen:||it's a plane!|
|*superman flies down with kryptonite between his teeth*|
|superman:||it's a metaphor|
My little sister is a really pretty girl and she gets dick pics all the time from annoying boys, so being the girl she is, she started using them as blackmail.
She now has about 30 boys doing her bidding because one stepped out of line and she got someone to print out 500 copies of the photo and mailed it to his family.
My sister is 16 and she’s running a black mail Mafia.
She’s going places.
still think this is a really fucked up thing for her to do…
DOES ANYONE ELSE GET LIKE REALLY HAPPY WHEN SOMEONE LEANS THEIR HEAD ON YOUR SHOULDER AND YOURE LIKE FUCK YEAH IVE BEEN CHOSEN AND YOU FEEL REALLY SPECIAL BUT THEN YOU HAVE TO STAY SO FUCKIBG STILL COS IF YOU MOVE THEYLL STOP LEANING ON YOU AND ITS LIKE NO COME BACK IM SORRRRYUWYY
Ok, fair, I sincerely apologise to anyone that might have been upset or offended by my posts. I was expressing how they personally made me feel, and I didn’t think about how my followers might react to what I wrote.
However, I don’t take back what I said, impersonal posts like that make me feel uneasy and disheartened. I still think that people reblog posts like that to clear their own social consciences, not to attempt to make others feel better, but so that they can feel better about themselves, perhaps on a subconscious level. Any opinion I give could change how someone might perceive something, and I don’t feel that apologising about personal opinions should be necessary every time someone disagrees. There are better ways to fight mental illness (and I can say that as someone who has suffered with depression myself) but if my views did make people feel worse about things then I am incredibly sorry.
DISCLAIMER : I wrote this when I was pretty drunk.
I just don’t really think reblogging a bland, impersonal message to legions of anonymous followers shows that they give a shit at all.
they’re just nonscence reblogged by people who want to clear their conscience. obviously if they stop even one person from killing themselves then they’re worth it, but i highly doubt that anyone SUICIDAL is going to see that and not do it.
dont kill yourself tonight ok
you have a really pretty smile and i know its not always easy to manage one but itd be a bummer if we never had the chance to see it ever again
youre really important and you matter a lot so stay safe and try and have a nice sleep
I always find shit like this really annoying and condescending. You don’t know me, why would a ridiculously generic message seen by over 400,000 people cheer me up?